Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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