Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
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