you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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