i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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