did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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