awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
But theres a keg here and me gusta
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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