i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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