yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
it hurts more in the daytime
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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