So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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