Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
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