and my herpes radar will keep us safe
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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