great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
You can't just leave with hair like that
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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