Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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