just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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