What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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