1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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