i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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