I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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