You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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