so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
he's single and there are thong briefs.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
