i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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