I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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