I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize
