How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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