Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
That reminds me...we need to get swords
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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