Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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