Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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