yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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