Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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