return my video game
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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