Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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