He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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