Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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