Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
Randomize
