You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I supernannyed him into submission
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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