K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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