Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
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