fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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