My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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