That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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