Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
