Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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