Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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