I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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