ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I'm too high and old for this...
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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