I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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