So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
