I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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