There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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