I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Randomize
