Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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