He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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