Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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