I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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