She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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